Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Price : $10.48

Customer Reviews

So I was out with my girlfriend and she started nagging me because I had spilled coffee on my shirt and didn't have time to go home and change before we went to the restaurant.
So I pulled the remote out and started fiddling with it. The woman at a table over started acting funny. My girlfriend noticed and snatched the remote from me and started looking at it.
She was very angry that I bought this and that I tried using it on her and she dumped me on the spot. Buyer beware, I suppose.

When I received this remote in a simple cardboard box a few days ago, I'll admit, I was credulous. No batteries? Runs on positive thoughts? Yeah, right. But to my surprise, it DID work. The only problem is, once muted, I couldn't unmute my significant other. Which is a plus, really, but every once in a while she says things that are kind of important. Overall though, I'd say I had a positive experience with the product, and would recommend it to any of my friends.

Product Description

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a Tv remote manage, but is in reality a good way to try and manage your partner! The Manage Your Woman Remote Controller delivers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a very simple device (not guaranteed, but it is a great believed). Basically press a button and hope that your command comes correct. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to function but get the most use!Our Manage Your Woman Remote Controller tends to make a hilarious Valentine's Day, Birthday gift or stocking filler. If your partner appears to have turned into a nagging whinge-bag with no sex drive then the Manage Your Woman Remote Controller could be the answer you have been seeking for!